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As much as it would rather not anymore, some of the time has to go outside to let different waves pass through. Yes I know it fights and it has the patient strength of life in a tide pool but that's exactly why it matters. Like, don't be one of those "but time is shifting desert sands" lubbers
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I was crashing on this besties living room floor when I started slinging jokes on twitter. we’ve been friends for over 20 years and today I saw her for the first time in over a decade. oh and it is her 1 year anniversary of finishing chemo/radiation for breast cancer.
WE LOVE WENDY
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The average American has three friends
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The average American has three friends
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The average American has three friends
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and as a chronically ill person, if you ever wanna lie and just say you’re fine so you don’t have to talk about it all, then they think YOU ARE FINE and expect you to function.
Ennui Doofen@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
ask a chronically ill person how we're doing, it's like, "great. i've got diarrhea and a migraine today, but ya know, pretty good."
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My eight year old is absolutely related to me, if we are going by the fact that he mishears song lyrics constantly and is convinced MGMT is singing about a "a mountain of cheeeeeeeese" or Freddie Mercury is singing about "kicking your cat all over the place"
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Reunite Joshua Jackson and Kenan Thompson for D4, you cowards
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The love of my life is not on a dating app. She’s laughing like Seth Rogen at her own queef
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Love how people have the chance to listen to me because I speak up and they hear me but they choose not to take my best advice. How are Belichick and his puppet master working out for you there UNC?
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ask a chronically ill person how we're doing, it's like, "great. i've got diarrhea and a migraine today, but ya know, pretty good."
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Saying “that dog’ll hunt” instead of “I do”
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Men are so pressed about taking rights away from women that they forgot how to talk to them
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tag @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social to crown your favorite posts and spread joy 👑
Shitposts In Tiaras@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social
In case you haven't heard, there's a new trophy account in town. A new trophy on the head in town. A new way to mind the fontanelle in town done with the blessing and guidance of favskeet the OG. What's the point of posting without possibility of mind bling. Tiaras, the next gen of award Pokemon xo
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I’ve heard of accounting methods FIFO and LIFO but what’s this new one they’re calling FAFO? Guess I’ll find out.
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Thunder is loud but petty and lightning is quiet but extravagant. Set them up in the classic trenchcoat format and it's what a protective punchline would call "weather appropriate." This killed at the clothing in your foyer conference that got rained out and we just told jokes under an awning
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is it just me, someone with a dead mom, or are the mother’s day ads going extra hard this year?
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today’s workout brought to you by the need to keep working in a toxic space for health insurance for my illnesses, dreaming of my future talk show, super vivid dreams even when medicated, and PRINCE.
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I like how even though the upload quality of videos on here is about as good as a skype call on dialup, there’s a tab for videos on our profiles. but it looks and works sorta like a tiktok profile. I guess what i’m saying is, i’m gonna be posting more videos.
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If you have never had a Cheerwine, I don't believe you are qualified to tell me if my accent is authentic
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Nostalgia is when your mind shows you your memories through a gold filter.
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