Burrito and Whimsy

we appreciate it. unfortunately I lack whimsy lately. *unicorn runs in* WHIMSY YOU'RE BACK! *gallops away on unicorn*

*Epic Jazz saxophone* *Thundering drum solo* Narrator: that's right folks burrito is back and has Whimsy. *Burrito rides in on a unicorn* Me: Her name is Whimsy. *Unicorn farts glitter* *Burrito rides away on Whimsy*

*gallops in on Whimsy carrying a tiara* She found this. *Throws tiara and gallops away*

Narrator: Tonight's Adventures of Burrito and Whimsy are brought to you by Chocolate ButteHoles. The Tiny Buttes with chocolate filled holes in the center. Not to be confused with that other generic brand that shall not be named.

Narrator: a rainbow appears in the distance as Burrito and Whimsy appear on the horizon with a cart behind Whimsy) Me: Hey guys I heard you really like to eat ButteHoles so Whimsy brought a whole bunch for everyone. Locals: YAY BUTTEHOLES FOR EVERYONE TO EAT!

Mayor: I have to admit burrito these ButteHoles are tasty. I have decided to commit seppuku and you all get to eat ButteHoles for life. Narrator: this concludes tonight's Adventures of Burrito and Whimsy Stay tuned for next week's adventure when Burrito and Whimsy take on the evil Taco Magnate!

*sad whinny* It's okay Whimsy. She's still nice.

Lol I got blocked for unicorns. *Sad whinny* It's okay Whimsy the rest think you're okay. I think.

*whimsy pooping ice cream into a cone* It's a great glaze on ham is all I'm saying.

Beefy Dawgs for the prof eh? *Whimsy whinnies* She says it works great for corndogs.

*whimsy bows* She knows. She's a pretty unicorn. You are beautiful too. 🌯❤️🦄

*Angry whinnies* Apparently my unicorn has some thoughts about the police. No whimsy he doesn't like serious discussions *Whimsy snorts*

Silly humans posting appendages and orifices. *Whimsy neighs" Yes I know I have a nude burrito pics but humans don't care .

For uninitiated I also have a .. *Ripping jazz solo* Saxophone player. Watch for cue next time. His name is Baz. Also a unicorn named Whimsy *Neighs* She says ACAB. You are very opinionated. *Satisfied whinny* Here is some of her work

*satisfied whinny* Whimsy that will make her blush. She said you deserve all the buttholes in the world.

*whimsy laughing* Oh sure gang up on me everyone.

Adorable. *Whimsy neighs* Whimsy gives it 5/5 unicorns.

It's a meta joke about the dad joke of the Superbowl. Get it. Because it's.. *Whimsy neighs* Explaining makes it better *Whimsy snorts* You're not funny.

That's huge. Gigantic even *Whimsy giggles and snorts* Hey I'm average size.

*Thundering of hooves* *Crazy drum solo* NARRATOR: That's right kids it's time for "The Presidents Day Burrito & Whimsy Special brought to you by Titsla™*" *Name changed to avoid notsee suings Burrito: Here we are *Whimsy farts out a glittery American flag* *Star spangled banner plays*

Narrator: Chad the micropenis pulls up in his Titsla™ alongside Burrito & Whimsy Chad: I bet that gay horse can't go faster than my Titsla™ *Angry snorts from Whimsy* Burrito: I'd be careful Whimsy hates homophobes. She skinned one & made it into a saddle. Chad: Whatever douchenozzle lets race

*Ludicrous drops the green flag.* *Whimsy kicks the side of the Titsla™ and it catches fire immediately* *Whimsy races off* *Chad screams as he is unable to open the stuck doors of the Titsla as it explodes* *Whimsy and Burrito cross the finish line* Ludicrous: The winner is Burrito and Whimsy

Burrito: what did we learn Whimsy? *Whimsy snorts* Homophobes should die screaming in burning Titslas™? *Whimsy neighs happily* *Editor watching the end of the episode* Editor: we can't air this I'm pretty sure they actually burned that dude alive. Director: New administration New rules.