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DONALD TRUMP: many people are saying that there is another violent gang, very violent, very bad, going around; in fact they have been around for a while, theyâre known as PG-13, these immigrants turn 13 and get initiated into adult situations, violence, and mild drug use
ME: thatâs a movie rating
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slavery was one of Americaâs founding ideals. what are you saying, Will
Will Stancil@whstancil.bsky.social
From the brilliant political minds that brought you âHitler loved and was inspired by Americaâ we now have âYou should deplore this country and its founding idealsâ
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the most basic thing you should know about Christianity is that the Romans killed Jesus Christ
Jacob Kornbluh@jacobkornbluh.bsky.social
SCOOP: The Antisemitism Awareness Act â up for vote in Senate committee tomorrow â now has a religious liberty clause to protect âJews killed Jesusâ statements by Christian conservatives. New added language in the bill clarifies First Amendment protections. More âŹď¸ forward.com/fast-forward...
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BREAKING: Area Cannibal Says Slicing Humans Diagonally Before Eating Just Makes Them Taste Better
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fun fact: Donald Trump and his administration have spent $220 billion more in his first 100 days than last year, but please tell us all more about the party of fiscal responsibility
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DONALD TRUMP: Iâm bringing back every disease known to man since the beginning of time! Obama couldnât do it, Sleepy Joe couldnât do it, but look at how many people are going to die because of me! TERRIFIC NUMBERS! ENJOY!
60 Minutes@60minutes.bsky.social
The National Institutes of Health, the largest funder of biomedical research in the world, has fired 1,300 employees and cancelled more than $2 billion in federal research grants. https://cbsn.ws/4daiCrv
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Signs Executive Order to Provide Military Weapons to Local Law Enforcement Agencies Across America, But Right, Healthcare For All is Just Too Expensive
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everything looks absolutely bleak right now, but thatâs about it
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pretty sure they mean âstrengthening and unleashing Americaâs law enforcement to pursue innocent citizens and protect criminalsâ
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âDO YOU KNOW HOP ON POP? NO? SAD!â
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social
WHITE HOUSE: TRUMP WILL SIGN ORDER ON ENGLISH LITERARY TESTS FOR TRUCKERS IN U.S.
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BREAKING: Donald Trump Disputes Low Approval Rating, Says Heâs Done Everything Wrong That He Possibly Can
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the poll is inaccurate since it doesnât account for the voters that he disappeared
Miami Herald@miamiherald.com
A new national poll of Hispanic voters shows widespread dissatisfaction with President Donald Trump as he reaches his 100th day in office, with cost-of-living pressures driving the negative views of the nationâs second-largest voting bloc more significantly than deportation policy.
www.miamiherald.com
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DONALD TRUMP: a big, strong, very Italian man came up to me with tears in his eyes, he said his name was Mario and that he was a plumber who was forced to live in pipes thanks to Sleepy Joe! Mario also said that I was a âmodern day Columbusâ! MAKE GENOCIDE, RAPING, AND PILLAGING GREAT AGAIN!
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this thread will be updated soon; life finds a way to have more important things, but I do have a good handful of places to add to this thread - if youâre new to this, feel free to check out what Iâve put up so far, but watch this space for more I HAVE SPOKEN
born miserable@bornmiserable.bsky.social
A LOS ANGELES MORBID LOCATION THREAD: 1. first we have the Highland Gardens Hotel, which used to be the Landmark Motor Hotel; this was where Janis Joplin died of a heroin overdose in Room 105 while she recorded her final album Pearl in 1970
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from the archives: my acoustic cover of Jamesâ P.S.; also, almost at 500 subscribers WOOOOOO
youtu.be/RxVGmmbFKq4?...
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P.S. (James acoustic cover)
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BREAKING: Area Man Responsible For Making Others Suicidal Shuts Down Hotline Designed to Help Them Not Be Suicidal
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I can barely hold myself together, let alone a plane
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AMERICA: we want more babies
ALSO AMERICA: but not those babies
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if weâre going to disappear babies, we should start with the ones in the White House
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looks like someone forgot to switch to their sock puppet account
Brilliant Bill@brilliantbill.bsky.social
I have met thousands of people in my life, 24 years of which working in treatment. There are not many people in the world like Brilliant Bill. A lot of folks talk the talk, but when the rubber meets the road you see what they are really like. You my friend are the real deal, someone I truly admire.
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