My Stuff

i just want someone to groan old with

public surveillance is just paparazzi for poor people

absolutely exhausted with no end in sight? maybe being alive is for you!

dont do anything i wouldnt do (im too paralyzed by fear to do anything at all)

my poor body the middle child ignored but still blamed for everything

its actually industry standard that you cry while clocking in for the day youll fit in around here just fine kiddo

my spirit doesnt know enough math to be mean

*kissing my biceps* yah these babies are thin and flabby thanks to depression

inflation seems to be everywhere except the interest in my bank account

if we just give the ruling class more of our money they will take their knees off our necks

republicans must think theyre 100 sided dice with as many sides that theyre on

a fool and his money are soon parted but i spent all mine already so aint no one getting the best of me

oh no i internalized a joke for so long i became it

wait pirates get to watch free media of all sorts why am i such a landlubber

theres a tomorrow? i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont wanna i dont w

[me trying to convince billionaires that the end user cost should be lower] wait why are you trying to kill me

[doctor] what are you here to see me about today [me] i want amnesia so i can read all my favourite books again for the first time

i want to give up so bad but there are just so many foods i havent eaten yet

new avi who dis

SLEEPING SHOULD MAKE ME LESS SLEEPY WHY IS MY SLEEP BROKEN WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THIS STUPID JUNK HEAP BODY

a grimace so perfect people confuse it for a smile

im such a pro i dont even need to cut onions to cry

[me] i cant wait to grow up and live life by my own rules [the government] lol