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Want to feel old? Just close your eyes. Breathe in…then exhale through the rasp and challenge of your lungs. Feel the weight of your aging body. Truly exist inside your drying skin and weakening bones and failing meat sack. Let the experience of time ravaging your very existence roll through you.
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When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name—9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication.
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But it’s nothing a GOOD mouse with a gun can’t stop, The New Yorker.
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As @dennywhere.bsky.social once said: “hey kids, let’s rap about canoe safety.”
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
Do not hunker down like a youth camp counselor about to get real for a sec.
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Do not hunker down like a youth camp counselor about to get real for a sec.
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The only way I find peace in this world is by knowing that in at least one alternate universe I'm driving a '72 Dodge Charger off a cliff.
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If Medusa emulated a 19th-century French author of naturalism, would she be Gorgon Zola...or is that too cheesy?
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The vote to defund public media is on Monday. The link below sends letters to your congresspeople telling them to maintain this funding (only $1.60 per year per person).
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
Public television is a critical part of our community, providing free news, arts, science, kids’ programming, history, documentaries, and entertainment. Tell elected officials how important this service is to you and to your neighbors. protectmypublicmedia.org/urge-congres... #ProtectMyPublicMedia
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My bowels freeze in horror as I realize everyone I walk past is lip-synching in perfect time to the song pumping through my headphones.
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Zombie Gene Kelly merrily swinging around a lamppost in a brainstorm.
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“why did I open this file” is my new “why did I walk into this room”
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Life may be short, but at least it often feels interminable.
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Love how RFK Jr. just spouts off whatever shocking made-up horseshit his little brain worm can think up and presents it as fact: “8-year-olds’ virility is spiking compared to just two decades ago”—see you can’t even tell if I made that up—that totally sounds like something he’d say.
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Cambridge Script Awards interviewed me (KT Roth)
www.cambridgescriptfestival.com/interviews-2...
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
I don’t normally do this, but my script “Moon Shine” won Best Comedy Screenplay at the Cambridge Script Festival! An oddball small-town paranormal romantic comedy adventure, it’s a Northern-Exposure-in-tone Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It also won these laurels and was a semifinalist at LA Comedy Fest.
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“Sir, a second attack plan has hit the Signal chat.”
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“Ugh,” I say, spitting the product from my mouth on 09 NOV 2026 at 12:58A. “Unenjoyable!”
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HER: What's your cell plan?
ME: Bodily decay over decades until inevitable mortal collapse. You?
HER: ...
ME: ...
HER: ... V-Verizon.
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