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Adiata Tesaye DeVore Bell, organized by Nidhi Khurana
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People always talk about the After Math, constantly calculating in the rearview.
Get back to me when you've derived a Before Math algorithm. Run regression analysis on the Forever Math.
Architect the Omni Math equation, you coward.
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He turns and sees an incredible library, then starts jumping in excitement. His glasses knock into a standing lamp and fall from his face, the lenses shattering.
“But…I finally had time,” he weeps.
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
The boy approaches a painting of a house. There’s a young girl in one window, almost waving. He reaches forward to touch the canvas. He feels the room spin and his body harden. Now he’s looking out at the museum, the girl flesh before him. “I’m free,” she gasps, then runs off.
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“Luck” lol. They’re just Einstein-Rosen Lovecraftian horrors.
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
There’s no such thing as “bad luck” when you break a mirror. You’re merely experiencing the terrified energy leaking off inter-dimensional creatures loosed through the glass-crack barriers as they lash out blindly, frantic to return home.
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a string of time, endlessly slow-ticking, one excruciating second after another…
maybe I DID hear it correctly
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
After decades, it just dawned on me a few moments ago that the lyric is not “what’s love, but a second hand in motion.”
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Not one agent at the Department of Taxation and Finance wants to bang me? Misleading acronym, buddy…but yes please do timestamp my filing with today’s date.
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What you don’t see when Princess Leia is chain-choking Jabba is his giant slug erection.
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A soothing computer voice comes back on the line. “Please continue holding for…The Machine.”
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If anyone can help, this was one of my closest friends/family. I’m still reeling from it all. Embrace your loved ones and pray for their continued well-being.
www.gofundme.com/f/adiata-tes...
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🎶 necrotic, necrotic, rotting flesh all over my body 🎶
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Trust me, you do NOT want to even see that pork-based Eldritch horror, The New Yorker.
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You know when friends in a relationship split up and both host get togethers on the same day, and you go to one and see some friends who sided with that person, then a small group of you shuttle to the other’s and see those friends, and it’s more work and less enjoyment? Anyway I’m also on Mastodon.
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Display dominance by taking your PTO and letting coworkers drown in their own self-insufficiency.
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predictive text can kiss me off and make my brain
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Folks thinking misanthropy is misguided are the reason I hate people.
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And why they always cooking in gigantic pots? For the love of Hecate, you don’t have to keep doing housework!
batkaren@batkaren.bsky.social
Shout out to witches who fly by their own means, free from misogynistic trappings of housework as transports. Oh and fuck the dude who came up with that concept.
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At what age should I start ensuring the hall outside my apartment constantly smells of lima beans and canned soup?
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With the passing of the autumnal equinox came The Darkness, and with The Darkness came the vibes*
* reduced serotonin levels
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“It’s snowing!” the humans cried out gleefully, unaware the apocalypse had simply evolved.
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The music spooled up—the snacks sang and marched in line formation.
Soda tried catching someone in the audience’s eye when they chanted, “LET’S ALL GO TO THE LOBBY,” but no one ever freed them from their unending trauma loop.
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Hawking radiation is just rumors
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So exciting living in a time of such platform proliferation—I can now quit my paying job to work full-time providing free content and engagement for NUMEROUS billionaires to monetize—quite a fulfilling life!
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