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My campaign is now getting third graders fired up about the Geneva Conventions.

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point

we are the 6%

conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover

Mistletoe Held Above Meatball Sub

as of this week it has officially been 18 years since an anonymous user uploaded this bizarre image of an opossum cornered in a baby grand piano to Wikimedia Commons

NASA Scientists Make Life-Changing Discovery But You Kind Of Had To Be There theonion.com/nasa-scienti…

Grandchildren Politely Decline David Cronenberg’s Bedtime Story Offer theonion.com/grandchildre…

Pajama-Clad Child Makes Turbulent Rampage Through Dinner Party theonion.com/pajama-clad-…

Q: How much do you need to spend on mattresses for it to get mentioned in a DOJ press release about your $11 million crypto theft? A: $638,000, which I did not realize was a plausible mattress budget

Entering hour 2 of our 6-hour STREAM-A-THON! Producer Heater is hard at work.

I’m holding office hours at Qawah House til 2:30! Drop by and tell me what you care about 💕

thinking about this anthony bourdain quote

Teaching chat how to make dolmas!!! Donations are MATCHED for the next 30 minutes!!!! Come chat :)

found a new guy

>hear about trans people being banned from another thing >look inside >no trans people were ever in that thing

Hour four!!!! We’re playing Hades 2 and cooking dolmas in a bit. Here’s our ‘Heater-Cam’ which we’re swapping to every time there’s tech moments.

Six-hour campaign livestream about to go live!!!

i’m sure it’s just a coincidence that donald trump also personally knew ghislaine maxwells dad, robert maxwell, too