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I'll be live at 9:30pm with some BLINDA DATE. twitch.tv/Limmy

The best bacon rolls in the world will always be found in a caravan on an industrial estate.

this is such a weird, weird story from @gabrielpogrund.bsky.social www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/...

So great to see Mandelson and Global Counsel introducing Epstein to Vincent Tchenguiz, an early investor in SCL (Cambridge Analytica parent company) and co-founder of a company with indicted oligarch Firtash jmail.world/thread/EFTA0...

Look everyone. If the sliding stones are just too stressful, switch to Channel 4 for a lovely trip to Rome. I’m there.

Alcohol may be mandatory

Tree of the Day. The one on the right. The equaliser. #utc

The curling is giving me heart palpitations

I don’t think watching stones sliding on ice should be this stressful.

Yeah. Because the dentist was the REAL victim in the senseless murder of Cecil the Lion.

From cosplay Churchill to tragic Lord Palmerston tribute act.

For 42 years I've picked the pickle out of my Big Macs. Today I didn't. It's just slow march to death now isn't it. 42 years pickle free, gone. Ugh.

An English Woodland Spring is a gift beyond compare. The anticipation only increases the wonder

'I like technology - when I can see it's benefiting humanity.' Natasha Devon gives reasoning for why she thinks Generative AI chatbots should be banned whilst still in its early stages.

London, rain, bus, window

Woody from Toy Story was shown in the franchise's newest trailer sporting a balding head. @henryriley1.bsky.social is joined by Andrew Bernard from programme 'What Makes A Man?' to explain the societal impact this could have. Watch the full conversation here: www.globalplayer.com/videos/2JsSd...

At the back at my gig which is PACKED and I’m just watching the curling like England is in the World Cup Final. Gold for the curling men is apparently the thing my entire life has been building towards. COME ON, BOYS!

a thread about how you can help make brilliant art because, yes, scripted audio comedy is art btw it’s in the contracts that we can’t use ai to make this

Wanna feel old? This is what “Think once, think twice, think bike” guy looks like today.

I don't care if it's satellite or streaming but there should be a channel that only shows Doctor Who and Doctor Who commentary 24/7. The only thing better than watching an episode is listening to people discuss it: script, acting, direction, effects and more.

I wasn't going to have a drink while watching the Curling but this match definitely needs a drink

Only 36 new far-right British political parties til Christmas

Ironing lady here charging by the hour. I charge you over and above if you're too lazy to unbutton your shirts.

Me & Mr Bean flying the flag 😂

Video game developers: not every gamer is sitting six inches away from their screen. Some of us game in our living rooms where the TV is several meters away from where we're sitting. Please include the option to enlarge onscreen text.

I know, I know, this discourse is done to death but... watching a video recipe and the woman puts salt, pepper, lemon juice, oregano, stock, olive oil, and whole garlic cloves in her chicken bake, and people (you know where they're from) in the comments "WHERE'S THE SEASONING??"

Closer examination of the Epstein files provokes fresh questions about Reform UK treasurer Nick Candy and his brother Christian’s development of the One Hyde Park super-prime apartment block: messages within the latest release appear to contradict their tax-avoiding account of the project.

‘It tears through my soul’: The story behind Oscar-nominated film The Perfect Neighbour www.channel4.com/news/it-tear...

Police search Andrew’s home as succession pressure mounts www.channel4.com/news/police-...

‘Enormous uncertainty’ over where tariff regime will end – economist www.channel4.com/news/enormou...

Trump hikes global tariffs to 15% – what does this mean for the UK? www.channel4.com/news/trump-h...

It’s actually really crucial if you’re having tomato soup to put a handful of grated mozzarella in the bottom of the soup bowl before you pour the soup in and then stir it up so the soup gets a goop to it

Apologies to the person who blocked me for saying “thank you, your honour”

Apologies to the person to blocked me for saying “Thank you, your honour”

Some of the flights are having their luggage screened wonder if we will - may have to unpack my cake tins.

Petition to make this fella next PM.

You can’t walk from Ireland to Italy.

In the sixth form photocopy room, I found a code that gave me unlimited free copying. In lesson, I overheard a teacher say to another that someone was using their code & what they had changed the new number to. Tried it & it worked, so continued to get endless free copying. Sorry

Buster Gonad himself would be stunned into quivering silence by the scale and ambition of this enormous bollocks from Goodwin.

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how bobsleigh works.

What is the point in having a referee on commentary if he isn't sure what a croc roll is

Jon Sopel to Robert Jenrick ⬇️ "You were a Remainer when David Cameron was PM. You were a Brexiteer when Boris was." "When the Tories are languishing in the polls, you’ve gone to the party that is leading in the polls."

i didn’t “kill” him your honour, i was just extending my murdle streak

i see the ethical objections to a certain over-familiar comedy critic have quietened down. well, it must be hard to find time to do that AND to ask for votes for an award

Top Tip (@vizcomic.bsky.social ) Olympic Curlers. Save effort, and the wear and tear on your shoulders, by kicking a Roomba down the ice in front of the Stones.

Just because you have a drone camera doesn't mean using it will improve sports coverage. Following skiiers, for example, is shit compared to fixed cameras.

We don't even have Jac Morgan

I admire that a lot of Americans think deeply about race because of their history, when a lot of other countries who should do the same don't, but sometimes it is exhausting because they end up race policing who's allowed to cook what (and how they spell things)

... chose poorly.

Daf Jenkins is having the game of his life. Like watching AWJ on his very, very best days. Totally breathless and everywhere.

Is a brutally honest revaluation of why Labour won in 2024 necessary to revive its fortunes? Great weekend read by @jessicaelgot.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

EXCL: Matt Goodwin, Reform UK’s candidate in Gorton & Denton byelection, was accused by woman working at GB News of making inappropriate comments which she viewed as sexually harassing - story by @helenahorton.bsky.social & me www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

In Amsterdam, took magic truffles, went to a park, waited for them to kick in. Mate got nauseous and vomited before proper digestion. Woman's dog ate his sick. She looked at us in disgust, but imagine she'd have been even angrier when her dog eventually began tripping balls.

Imagine being amongst a clump of cunts you’re the one given the nickname The Cunt.

Another important story unfolded this week: the cabinet office is now investigating. By @henrydyer.bsky.social & @dansabbagh.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

It's been a very mild day across the UK, especially for England and Wales Here are today's top temperatures across each of the four nations 👇

In times of increasing division, it’s important that all Londoners know they are valued and welcome in our city. With the National Lottery Community Fund, we’re creating a new network of community spaces across the capital. Find your nearest one: www.london.gov.uk/programmes-s...

If you’ve been away for half term - like me - politics didn’t get any quieter… So here’s round-up of big political stories. Keir Starmer said UK & Europe must step up Nato commitments & avoid risk of overdependence on US for defence - @peterwalker99.bsky.social www.theguardian.com/world/2026/f...

I’m sure the Sunday morning politics shows can’t wait to raise this with Reform UK's Treasury spokesperson Robert Jenrick when he does the interview round in the morning

Russia is using cold as a weapon of war. But Ukraine's resistance is remarkable. And Europe's solidarity remains as strong as ever. We are rebuilding Ukraine's energy grid and improving its protection. We are supporting Ukraine through this winter.

People who chuck chewing gum in urinals should be forced to pick it out.

I don't know who's running Labour comms for the by-election but hats off, "Polanksi wants to legalise all drugs therefore he is the rapist's friend because date rape drugs yeah?" sounds like a winner.

"... and 'liken' it to authoritarian imagery" Oooh so close Guys. Try again. Just say what you see right in front of your face

Ah lads. The Welsh anthem in full a cappella.

Someone's told him that writing In single lines Like this Is authoritative But if you do it all the time It's incredibly annoying And comes across like a racist haiku

On 23 May 1957 Alan Simpson of the Pike Theatre, Dublin, was arrested during a performance of the Tennessee Williams play 'The Rose Tattoo' on the grounds that sections were considered objectionable - allegations a condom had been dropped on stage as per Williams' script. www.rte.ie/archives/201...

Quite impressed though that he got Chris Morris to put it together.

The Lionel Messi of ordering food. No one comes close.

BREAKING: President Trump has announced he will raise global tariffs from 10% to 15% on countries "many of which", he claims, have been "ripping off the US for decades"

Everyone called me Rodney at school because I looked like a younger Nicholas Lyndhurst. When they put on a musical version of his life story, I auditioned. I didn't get the part. My younger sister did.

If Wales can become Not Shit for the back end of the tournament, this could legit be the best and most competitive Six Nations ever. Anyone can beat anyone!

Andy Farrell has been involved in both of Ireland’s biggest wins over England this century.

Crazy how if you lack a certain few vitamins your body will just be like “do you know what….im just gonna start falling apart, hope you enjoy the corner of your mouth splitting open when you open it too wide”

Last night we saw Richard O'Sullivan in 'Never Say No' and tonight we may go to see Cilla Black.

Out at 6:50 with #sophiefromromania as without the Prof we had a vast amount to do if I was to get to the #BrentfordFC game. At halftime wishing I’d had lie-in

A man and a woman have died following a crash between a car and a van took place at Robin Hill on the Tramore Road in the townland of Pickardstown.

Despite seeing so many posts and videos about disabled people being told they don’t look disabled enough to use their Blue Badge for parking in disabled spots, I’ve never been stopped by anyone ever despite having an “invisible” disability, which leads me to believe I just look as mental as I am.

Deeply worrying. "Trump has attacked judges and weakened global safeguards. Someone needs to stand up to the US and stop the erosion of democracy."

Confession time is now. Fill out the form: http://b3ta.com/addfess

This somehow might be the best game I've ever seen Jamison Gibson-Park play. And he's been one of the best 9s in the world for five years.

Fuck off with this naming weather bollocks.

Only 99p on ebook right now! 😁👇

20 years ago I saw the exceptional Maria Bamford on my day off at the Edinburgh Fringe and loved her. Yesterday, I was lucky enough to see her again at the Soho Theatre in Walthamstow and was again blown away. Add to that my brilliant friend Felicity Ward was supporting. Sheesh. Lucky me.

The sheer English Rugby Union Audience energy of George Ford advertising a banking app immediately followed by a commercial for a wealth management company nostalgiabaiting people on Thatcher's election

I used to work making porn videos, behind the cameras not in front of them. Trust me, there is nothing 'sexy' or 'exciting' about the industry. One of my colleagues summed it up best when he said "The only thing about this business that gives me a hard-on is the paycheck."

Product pitch: play-at-home curling sheets, about the same size as a shove ha'penny board.

A Royal Reckoning. JonathanPie.com youtu.be/yiOvAgw4hwE?...

Nina Simone's birthday. Funkier Than a Mosquito's Tweeter from It Is Finished (Live 1974). Drums/percussion on THIS though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h-0...

London is unrivalled when it comes to museums. Many of the best are free to enter, so everyone can enjoy them. From iconic collections to celebrating hidden histories, our museums set the standard ⤵️

Watching the women’s mass start speed skating and the commentators appear to be as confused by the rules as I am.

L: Scoop in The Telegraph yesterday boasting: “The Telegraph has learnt that the King urged his mother, Elizabeth II, to veto the appointment but his warnings that it would end in disaster were ignored” R: Flunkey’s column from Eye 1668, three weeks ago. Stay ahead of the news; buy the Eye.

Calean Doris is unbelievable. Him and JGP are having absolute stormers.

I realise it's childish, but I always giggle at how the word "standard" gets abbreviated on packing slips. STD delivery? Why have you sent me that?!

John Lennon: “I'm cynical about society, politics, newspapers, government. But I'm not cynical about life, love, goodness, death.”

-> Build your entire game around winning aerial contests -> Pick a winger who is dogshit in the air -> Wonder why the plan isn't working anymore

Don't know what's happened to England but this is a total shambles. Worst I've seen them play in a long time. Endless basic errors. Even from Ford.

🚨 “This isn’t North Korea we’re talking about - this is state sponsored torture in THIS country - happening right now” If you are not yet familiar with the shocking #IPPscandal watch this update