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BEHOLD the majesty of the Kiwi cheese scone. This scone isn't here for a fancy tea. This scone has come to rumble. This scone demands MORE butter. This scone has OPINIONS about jam. This scone is three square meals and elevenses. This scone has HEFT. You do not eat this scone. You experience it.
This is hazardous - being hogtied like this makes it difficult to breathe, because all your weight and pressure is on your chest, and it’s hard to expand your lungs. I’ve seen people pass out from being hogtied, and without QUICK intervention, bad things happen. Positional asphyxia is real.
🧵Spotted at a Beer Garden Record Store Sale in Aotearoa New Zealand: A teen (15?) has spotted Hot Chocolate's single, 'You Sexy Thing'. He calls over a friend and says: "I've got something to say about this eh." His friend says: "Your new theme song?" Teen nods with a goofy grin. "Could be."(1)
🧵Spotted While Cafe Writing and Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: Two burly men (30s?) are sitting across from each other. Both have tiny brand new humans strapped in slings across their chests. Tucking into fry-up breakfasts, comparing notes on sleeplessness and being new dads. (1)
I really want to take my dad to an event today, and my little brother because its his bday. Would anyone want to purchase my new NSFW set that I made last week? I really need to raise like 50 dosh so I can pay for them. (Dad is disabled and lil bro just started a new job and hasn't gotten paid yet)
It's season change. Dust the corners of your office and house rooms. (*Salt) water wash your walls. Salt your floors, leave it sit over night. Have the family walk across it. Vacuum and dump in an outside trashcan in the morning. Get rid of old things you hate. Lots of blessings. ✨