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I would only do this if they give you the microplastics in a little jar afterward. That way I can melt them together to create a cool macroplastic.

Peter Falk and Leslie Neilson were a year apart in age. Which means that, canonically, Columbo and Frank Drebin were at the Los Angeles Police Academy at the same time. They probably both committed massive civil rights violations at the direction of Chief Parker in the late 40s and early 1950s.

EUGENIO SUAREZ AND I ARE BOTH HEADED TO SEATTLE RIGHT NOW

The New York Times this morning:

What did you do at work today sweetheart Oh nothing much just FOUND ALL THE MISSING MATTER IN THE UNIVERSE

BREAKING: The Seattle Mariners are in agreement on a deal to acquire third baseman Eugenio Suárez from the Arizona Diamondbacks, sources tell ESPN. The trade is pending medical review.

THE MACCOON "You wouldn't survive a quarter in Ypsilanti."

👋 rocket scientist/astrophysicist here, let me explain what went wrong Basically the engineers forgot that Australia is on the bottom of the world (the “butt” in astrophysics terms) and made the rocket go down instead of up

don’t know what i was expecting but it wasn’t that

Move over brat summer, this year it’s eugenics summer

[pats rocket on back] I think that’s a long time for your first time!

the more atrocities you see the powers at be commit, you really start seeing the same justification points over and over and over again. this veil of unknowable pre-existing health conditions is constantly used to manufacture consent for police killings of unarmed black people. (i.e. george floyd)

What a treat to preview the NFC WEST with the great @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social 🎧: apple.co/3JbXYvO 📺: youtu.be/EAbwccix8Sc?...

hello i wrote a new book it’s called EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL it’s the coolest book i’ve ever written, and the longest book i’ve ever written (352 pages!!!), and the weirdest book i’ve ever written i love it it’s available for preorder today www.amazon.com/Expensive-Ba...

Jerry Dipoto:

In a year where the Niners were wrecked by injuries, Brock Purdy was 4th league-wide in QBR on third down—and even better under pressure. On the NFC West preview @jourdanrodrigue.bsky.social and I discussed why SF paid him. 🎧: apple.co/3JbXYvO 📺: youtu.be/EAbwccix8Sc?...

Midnight trades rule.

People are really weird about this guy

Your newest Met: (I do not know the source of the image, but it's always made me laugh.)

The Ringer cooked with this one

That Mina did not just instantly cut the feed after my incredibly corny/terrible/nervous NFC West slogans in the show open offers yet another example of why she’s one of the best people among us - though maybe stronger proof in her favor if she HAD cut it.

This is what healthy masculinity looks like.

😂

Great to know we basically have Aaron Rodgers running the FDA

The Pirates are a money laundering operation

oh COME ON awfulannouncing.com/golf/tom-bra...

DELIVERANCE was released 53 years ago today. John Boorman’s brutal tale of naïve city boys in an unfamiliar environment continues to cause controversy to this day. The behind-the-scenes story was as dangerous as its subject matter… 1/31

BREAKING: The Cincinnati Reds are acquiring third baseman Ke’Bryan Hayes in a trade with the Pittsburgh Pirates, sources tell ESPN. Hayes is among the best defensive players in baseball and has five years of club control beyond this season.

Our thoughts go out to all the band kids out there who are marching in blocks with the heat pounding down. Bring your own water. Drink it all. Eat something too.

The 'Wait, they aren't on a team?' All-Stars Amari Cooper Asante Samuel Jr. Stephon Gilmore Za’Darius Smith Keenan Allen Kyzir White Rasul Douglas Jadeveon Clowney Marcus Williams Will Hernandez

In Jhoan Duran, the Phillies get a dominant closer with some of the best stuff in baseball. Mick Abel is a big league-ready starter with first-round pedigree. And Eduardo Tait is a catcher in Class A with massive power and a big arm. First to say deal was close: @Ken_Rosenthal.

Ideas Douglas > MIA White > LAR Cooper > TEN Samuel Jr > GB Gilmore > MIN Smith > NYJ Clowney > BAL Hernandez > SEA Williams > BUF

After playing EA CFB 26 I think it's the most realistic college football game ever, which is also why you kinda suck at it channel-6.ghost.io/game-cheatin...

I am not a Health Alpha but I feel like your torso isn’t supposed to have triangles

Hear me out: A SNL skit where Trump, disguised as a convicted felon in an orange jumpsuit, breaks into the jail and strangles Epstein while shouting "Covfefe motherf-----!"

Is there an ethical way to join ICE and just collect the signing bonus and a fat paycheck and just keep doing my normal job and not do any of the morally indefensible ICE work?

In latest poll a majority of NYC Jewish voters are voting Mamdani. Yet CNN’s Kacie Hunt asked Andrew Cuomo (both non-Jews) about Mamdani “talking about” a slogan he never said that they claim means something it decidedly does not. Either we’re suicidally stupid or Kasie Hunt is a hack. Your call.

Literally

She lies and says she’s in love with him, can’t find a Fettered man.

Willi Castro has not been traded. He also did not get a hug like Jhoan Duran when he was not traded, which is kind of sad.

In true Phillies fashion, about 90 minutes after one of their biggest mid-season reliever additions in years, the bullpen allowed seven seventh-inning runs in what was a tie game.

Donald Trump killed him!

watching my best friend defend her dissertation and levitating with pride, govawls 🍊 🎓 🩵

Look at Paige Bueckers.

absolutely tremendous use of the “historic motor vehicle” license plate I spotted today

Phillies-Twins deal is done: In Jhoan Duran, they acquire the hard-throwing closer they craved. He's under club control through 2027. Mick Abel was always their preferred trade chip. Eduardo Tait, who does not turn 19 until August, is a strong catching prospect years away from majors.

i know i’ve said this a bunch but he was too extreme for clark county! they elected marie gluesenkamp perez because they looked at him and were like man that guy is insane

Commissioner Rob Manfred has yet to visit the Blue Jays. But veteran pitcher Max Scherzer said he’s excited for his turn to meet the commissioner face-to-face after Bryce Harper's clash, he tells @brittghiroli.bsky.social. 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...

How is nobody yelling out “NAME THEM.” Access-addicted cowards.

"It's okay to kill SICK children" I'm going to salt your front yard

pat mcafee doxxed a college girl, ruined her and her family’s life, and suffered no consequence

And the Mets paid a very hefty price for Tyler Rogers: right-hander José Butto, outfield prospect Drew Gilbert and right-handed pitching prospect Blade Tidwell are headed to San Francisco, a source said. @Joelsherman1 had the full return.

Bills first-round CB Maxwell Hairston, who left practice with a knee injury yesterday, had tests that revealed his ACL to be intact, per me and Mike Garafolo/ It’s an LCL sprain, and Hairston could return in as few as three weeks.

The New York Mets have acquired right-handed reliever Tyler Rogers from the San Francisco Giants, a source confirms to ESPN. Earlier today, Rogers' twin brother, Taylor, was traded to Pittsburgh. @Ken_Rosenthal was first on the Rogers brothers news.

The Philadelphia Phillies are finalizing a deal to acquire closer Jhoan Duran from the Minnesota Twins for two top prospects, sources tell ESPN. The biggest move of the deadline so far is almost complete.

NEWS: ESPN has cut ties with Shannon Sharpe less than two weeks after he settled a lawsuit in which his ex-girlfriend accused him of rape, sources tell @andrewmarchand.bsky.social. Sharpe has not been on the network since late April. ESPN declined to comment. www.nytimes.com/athletic/652...

"tell it like it is" guys are always the biggest bootlickers

New Albany: Springfield Intel Plant: Monorail www.nbc4i.com/intel-in-ohi...

Thank you @dukesmayobowl.bsky.social for the perfect way to travel now.

I’m just happy that these AE ads are making it safe for conventionally attractive blue eyed blonde women to be accepted by society again. They’re no longer the scourges of society they once were! FINALLY!

NINE PITCHERS, TEN INNINGS, NO RUNS! SECOND NINE-MAN SHUTOUT IN MLB HISTORY!

My initial reaction is that the Twins got a reasonable return for Jhoan Duran, but nowhere near enough to convince me that trading him was a must with 2 1/2 seasons of team control remaining. This is good value, but not great value. Both prospects have clear upside, though.

I just don't think there should be lifetime appointments, man. That's too long

I am a tremendously horny for Sydney Sweeney Democrat.

Cheryl Reeve cannot stand the in-game interviews 😂

Reminded of the dumbest thing a Cleveland closer ever got suspended for previously was sending his dog weed

[Conclave voice]: Cardinale Bellini

It came loaded.

THIS IS NOT NERMAL!

Chiefs WR Xavier Worthy, who left yesterday’s practice after banging his head, is in the NFL’s concussion protocol, per coach Andy Reid.

Add Hulu's new King of the Hill season to the extremely short list of TV revivals that has figured out how to function when the characters and the world they inhabit have changed so much. I talked to the new showrunner about bringing Hank into 2025:

this reminds of the time that Barnes & Noble employee said he could always tell when someone was there to be buy one of my books because it always looks like the person has never been in a bookstore before lol

got a huge purple slushee stain out of my son's t-shirt

Tyler Rogers is really good. Submariner who doesn't throw hard but just gets outs. Has a 1.80 ERA this season and 2.74 over the last five years. Consistent relievers are hard to come by, and Rogers, who's a free agent after this season, has been a model of consistency.

In today's newsletter: the Texas Rangers had already inducted Josh Hamilton into their Hall of Fame. Now they're giving him a second ceremony, specifically to give him a jacket. That's a hell of a lot of celebrating of a convicted child abuser. www.cupofcoffeenews.com/cup-of-coffe...

Eugenio Suarez’s 36 home runs are the most by a player in a season prior to a midseason trade Prior record: 34, 1997 Mark McGwire

i worked on EXPENSIVE BASKETBALL in secret for over four years i can’t wait for y’all to see this book 🥹

not quite how they drew it up

Officially official: Trey Hendrickson is now walking out to the practice field.

Tremendous news for Bills Mafia and their first-round CB Maxwell Hairston.

Wristwatch is such a great “fuck it” song youtu.be/gWnYusg6CTc?...

This was such a fun experience!

I like looking at old posts because I forget what they were even referencing. The Central Park what

Sad. Understanding. But also sad. Dude was fun to watch pitch.

Yaz fell into that net like he was Michael Douglas at the end of "The Game," please follow me for timely pop culture references and sports information

When you catch a foul ball, because baseball is cool as hell

My daughters rediscovered the old Wii, and we've been playing Rock Band and Guitar Hero III pretty much nonstop the last week. You can have your Calls of Duty and Breaths of the Wild; the goofy little Wii is still the most purely fun game system.

My hot take about the Sydney Sweeney discourse is that Clemson had the largest men's soccer operating budget in FY24, with $3,795,956. About a dozen programs spent at least $2 million. You can learn more in tomorrow's Extra Points at extrapointsmb dot com.

I think we do ourselves a huge disservice to call these things "senseless" bc it actively discourages us from seeking solutions and root causes. Like "I cannot make sense of this bc I cannot put myself in that state of mind" is understandable, but is not a good broad approach

I have a tux and everything

This is Jhoan Duran's entrance

Eugenio Suárez reunites with the Mariners 🔱 The Diamondbacks will reportedly receive Tyler Locklear and two pitching prospects in the deal. More ⤵️ www.nytimes.com/athletic/651...

the part that sticks with me: these are such *low* effort swipes at your intelligence and focus you know what would help an ailing child? food whats drugs got to do with a knee being in george floyds neck for 9 minutes? eric garner being heavy aint the reason he died

I had to go visit the Ryno tribute for myself, even if it meant a whole lot of extra walking on the first day of the Blogathon. #RynoForever

Ravens standout TE Isaiah Likely will have surgery this week to fix a broken bone in his foot, sources say. The belief is he’s out about 6 weeks, though depending on the outcome it could be fewer. While Likely could be ready for Week 1, the best news is it’s not long-term.

The Cincinnati Reds are finalizing a trade to acquire right-hander Zack Littell from the Tampa Bay Rays, sources tell ESPN. Deal is agreed to, pending medical review.

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