yeah, don't bother

YE OLDE VAPPE SHOPPE

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KANSAS CITY, HERE I COME! I'll be heading back to the comedy heartland of Kansas City, Missouri when I perform Saturday November 8 at the charming Folly Theatre. Hope to see you there! Click here to get in on all of the fun: bit.ly/4datYvl

When Pope Leo XVI first appeared on the balcony of St. Peter's Basilica Via: www.instagram.com/p/DJNPkJTg6px/

HELLO DES MOINES - I'M BACK IN IOWA! Always a great pleasure to taste the corn and harvest the comedy fields of Des Moines, where I'll be performing Friday November 7 at the Hoyt Sherman Place. Click here for tickets: bit.ly/4jFhu1j

You listen to Percolator 3x in a row and then Instagram just gives you a post with 18 Percolator videos. The only time that app has been good. Anyway, it's time for the Pope-mobile.

I get that… but, hear me out… what if they’re LYING.

I'm beginning to see it.

I'm doing Sue Scott's podcast THE ISLAND OF DISCARDED WOMEN, taped before a live audience in Minneapolis on June 12.

I ain’t getting the Barbara Bush stamp cuz I just don’t want to lick it.

If you are older than the Pope and Catholic, you actually don't have to go to mass any more or confess or anything. The decision has been handed in.

If they aren’t showing ID and they’re not in uniform - how do we know they’re with ICE or any government thing? They have shirts that say ICE. If I’m wearing a sweatshirt that says Harvard - doesn’t mean went to Harvard - I might have gone to the Target by Harvard.

If I were over 30, I would simply block anyone posting that weekly engagement bait question on here and/or Twitter. Also, anyone who freaks out that anyone acknowledges people are still on Twitter.

(rubbing my hands like someone just rung a dinner bell)

I wish loons were on social media because I know these two would have some messy posts that I would check in on every day. Fe, the kids are grown. Leave him! He isn't even trying to court you that hard! www.instagram.com/reel/DJbkeI1...

I know you're lonely and miss the stability of being in a partnership but after leaving a toxic relationship, I strongly encourage you not to enter into a new one with Alpine. (Ignore this if you're not Checo)

I loved being a part of this!

using AI as a substitute for human experiences to me is like the NFT craze: i will be reading a book in a park on a sunny day while you will be losing all your apes

I’m about to tell ‘em in Key West, Florida.

What's the greatest decade? 80-YEAR-OLD: The 50s. 60-YEAR-OLD: The 70s. 40-YEAR-OLD: The 90s. ME: Mankind's always been terrible.

“I was studying the blade.”

Hold up I just thought of another joke about the pope being from Chicago: IL Papa

📢📢The Andy Richer Call-In Show is back next week and we want to hear from YOU! We’re doing another all WILD-CARD episode - so any and all stories or questions are welcome. Leave us a voicemail at 855-266-2604 or fill out the google form in my bio 📢📢

🎶 these boots are made for walkin' / and that's just what they'll do / click the heels together twice / to activate the spring-loaded toe knives 🎶