Don't Click This.

People have been sending me messages asking me to run for the leadership of the NDP. I have served 21 years in Parliament. It was a great honour. But our nation is facing unprecedented threat. My focus is Canada and building resistance to the rise of anti-democratic/fascist forces. #elbowsup

:::stands in triumphant superhero pose staring into Canadian sunset, red & white maple leaf cape flapping in the wind::: [yells in booming comic book voice that echoes out into Canadian wilderness] I HAVE CREATED TWO CANADIAN CHEESE COCKTAIL RECIPES. NO NEED TO THANK ME; I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB.

Five profile pic changes in 72 hours? Do you want to talk about it?

My birthstone is a plastic googly eye

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help? "I do not require shreddy cheese from the Olive Garden wait staff. None on my chicken gnocchi soup. None on my pasta. No shreddy cheese at all."