so-called "bangers"

I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.

I slammed my brakes and did a skidding U-turn across 6 lanes of traffic to go back and get this shot.

I take off my blindfold. Before me is a gory tableau of death and destruction, bodies strewn across the landscape. The piñata is unscathed.

MOVIE TRIVIA: The Land Before Time is actually a prequel that takes place 65 million years before the events of Pulp Fiction.

DOCTOR: You have a fatty liver. Do you know what that means? ME: Yes, you're saying it would make a scrumptious foie gras. DOCTOR: No. I mean yes, probably, but that's not the point.

If Millie Bobby Brown grows to 1000 times her size, she becomes Bobby Brown

I don't understand 8 minute rounds of applause at movie premieres. I'm not clapping for anything for 8 minutes. A chimpanzee could deliver a human baby by c-section then sit down at a piano and play a flawless Chopin movement. Sure, I'll stand, but I'm only clapping for like 2 minutes, tops.

Under 'medical history', we were hoping for something more specific to you personally. You wrote "Fleming discovered penicillin in 1928".

For some reason this Hunter S. Thompson excerpt about LBJ is on my mind.

I.... do not understand how electricity works

Finally cured my Balatro addiction by getting back into my Slay the Spire addiction

Go go gadget will to live

You sneak into my office and see a ship in a bottle. Looking closer, you see tiny crewmembers screaming for help. I'm suddenly behind you.

The system works.

Went to a Vietnamese restaurant and mispronounced phở so badly the waiter tried to give me the heimlich maneuver

CHRISTINA AGUILERA: 🎶 You are beautiful, no matter what they say... ME: Aww, thanks....wait, what do they say?

People are like snowflakes. Individually small and ineffective, but if we work together we can make my step dad crash his car into a tree.

Vinyl is s petroleum product, which means you can play Blue Öyster Cult's "Godzilla" on an actual dinosaur

HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds? ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations

There's an italian restaurant near me and every time I've been I've seen a car with a vanity plate that says LASAGNA. I wish I had life figured out as well as that guy. He knows what he likes, and lives his truth.

Pardon my cynicism, but I have a hard time believing the chocolate bars Cheryl from accounting is selling from a box for her kid's pee-wee football team are the "world's finest".