Bluesky Feed - because of woke

trashy @trashy.bsky.social · about 6 hours ago

My son Persona 2 has cut me out of his life because of woke. I will never forgive influencers for destroying my family of PSX Persona titles (my daughter Persona 1 has moved out but we are still in contact but they keep complaining that I want to invite P3, who is not my child, to my podcast).

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zomp @iamzomp.bsky.social · about 11 hours ago

Saskatchewan doesn't move clocks forward or backward. Probably because of woke.🕰️

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thee Michael Whiteshoes @michaelwhiteshoes.bsky.social · about 14 hours ago

witches don't lure you into their gingerbread houses with candy anymore because of woke

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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · about 15 hours ago

Feeling an ounce of the indignation those War on Christmas guys feel when I hear people react badly to others saying Happy Halloween due to the occult stuff. Breaks my heart. There's a Spiritual War on Halloween. You can't even say Happy Halloween anymore. Because of woke

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Navi @arachnavi.bsky.social · about 16 hours ago

we can't have flat chest jokes anymore. because of woke

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Bill @billwashere.bsky.social · about 18 hours ago

Can’t punch the opponent in the head anymore because of woke.

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PaxtonPullman @paxtonpullman.bsky.social · about 21 hours ago

You can't have chartreuse squirts anymore because of woke.

Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social

Taco Bell Black Jack Taco (2009-2009): Beef, lettuce, Baja sauce, and a 3-cheese blend, served in a black taco shell. It was released a Halloween promotion, but never returned after the initial run, possibly due to complaints about the dye turning stool dark green

In a black room filled with mist/smoke sits a taco in a black shell, filled with beef, lettuce, shredded cheese, and a creamy sauce. The text notes that you can get a Black Jack taco for FREE after dark on Halloween night

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General Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 1 day ago

Do that these days and you get put on a register.....because of woke.

Walt Whitman @skeetsofgrass.bsky.social

A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 1 day ago

The BBC version of this sketch now leaves off the final bit. Because of woke, probably. youtu.be/ZITno-8HP9o?...

youtu.be

A Bit of Fry and Laurie - Halloween

YouTube video by Анастасия

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 1 day ago

Explaincars Drama: for clarity, this message was sent shortly after takeoff - the person was removed prior to the plane leaving the ground. In-flight passenger removals are no longer allowed (because of woke).

ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social

Air to Ground Message: JUST FYI WE HAD A GUEST REMOVED FOR INTOXICATION 20A XXXXXXX XXXXX ILL CALL WHEN WE LAND AND GIVE THE DETAILS NO POLICE WERE INVOLVED Area: Philadelphia, PA, USA Type: Airbus A220-300 A: #a45ab7f94d5 F: #fc71f08829f

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