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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
3 months ago
can anybody help with this? *points to everything*
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
5 months ago
ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to call in sick.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
🔥ATTN FELLOW LOS ANGELES PPL🔥 if you’re safe and able to donate, please put on a mask and head to one of the following drop off locations shared by frontline medics on ig. heard that pet food, diapers, and tampons/pads are urgently needed.
LA Fire
Mutual Aid Support
Donations needed in the form of:
+ Water +diapers +snacks +masks +zip ties +gauze
+Saline flushers
+Syringes for insulin +Band aids
+Used Needle Bins/ Bds Sharps collector +tampons/pads
+batteries + flashlights +pet food +jackets +blankets
 +hygeine products +first aid
LA Fire
Mutual Aid Support
Known locations for donation drop offs:
Bike Oven
3706 N Figuera St.
Los Angeles, CA 90065
El Camino Real Charter
High School
5440 Valley Circle Blvd.
Woodland Hills, CA 91367
7th Street Collective
811 E. 7th st
Long Beach, CA 90021
Sarkis Armenian Church
5432 Fernwood Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90027
The Sidewalk Project
768 Stanford Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90021
Junior High LA
603 S. Brand Blvd.
Glendale, CA 91204
Nativo
5137 York Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90042
LA Fire
Mutual Aid Support
Known locations for donation drop offs:
Pasadena Convention
Center
300 E. Green St.
Pasadena, CA 91101
Midnight Books LA
3382 E Florence Ave.
Huntington Park, CA
90255
Koreatown YMCA Center for Community Well-Being
433 S Vermont Ave.
Los Angeles, CA 90020
Ritchie Valens Rec Shelter
10736 Laurel Canyon Blvd.
Pacoima, CA 91331
All Power Books
4749 W. Adam's Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90016
The Westwood
Recreation Center
1350 S. Sepulveda BIvd
Black Lantern Books
6533 West Blvd.
Inglewood, CA
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
6 months ago
tattoo idea: two monarch butterflies carrying a meatball sub
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
just like a honey baked ham, i’m totally spiraling guys.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
3 months ago
DATING TIP: TELL THEM YOU WILL LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THAT YOU DIE AND THEN DIE, LIKE RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF THEM
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
same idea - donate your clothes to the college LGBTQ+ groups. young trans people applying for jobs who don’t have their parents’ support need professional clothes that they identify with !

Rare serious share: If you have well kept clothes to donate, instead of giving them to be resold, reach out to a local junior/community college and see if their career center has a clothes closet, they are always looking for job/interview appropriate clothing for their students

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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
if I could be anything I would be asleep
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
if you start your period on a blood moon you get to murder a man.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
27 days ago
sometimes I just call random dudes and break up with them.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
27 days ago
DATING TIP: BREAK UP WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
over 1 year ago
fun prank: work 70+ years and die alone
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
I send this to my girlfriends whenever they talk about their new dudes
the back of a black pickup truck with a box in it and the box has large black text that says, "COMPLETE TOILET". I inserted the text "he sounds like a" over the top so it reads "he sounds like a complete toilet" :)
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
29 days ago
“april fools!” I say as I fall down a flight of stairs and break both of my legs
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
about 1 year ago
everyday is a new journey that I did not ask to go on
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
5 days ago
i’ve never met a squirrel I didn’t want to start a business with
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 days ago
I put my pants on like everyone else: while crying that we can’t seriously have to do this anymore.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
what if, now hear me out, we all just don’t go to work tomorrow?
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
5 months ago
wonder how many hugs I can get at this funeral before someone asks how I know the deceased.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
5 months ago
i’d be a much better rock climber if my nipples were suction cups.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
11 days ago
my fav part about easter is reminding everyone that jesus wasn’t white.
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
3 months ago
*rolls a giant dry erase board into the room* who here is excited to learn about my feelings?
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
about 2 months ago
(me flirting): hey do you like nordic murder mysteries
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
4 months ago
when I lived outside of detroit kid rock stole my garbage can lids
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jordan [ham]
@nursemurderer.bsky.social
3 months ago
a hawaiian shirt but for your feelings
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