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Dispatch of StuSurreal

Dispatch of StuSurreal

by Brosephine “Heleny” Wires Brosephine “Heleny” Wires

official rants and missives

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  • 📅 Updated 5 months ago
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
about 4 hours ago
You just know that guy cooked spoons with his brain worm
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
about 7 hours ago
Another day, another successful avoidance of the eternal grip of death
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
about 11 hours ago
The Fine Art of Subtle Persuasion *grabs hammer*
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
about 16 hours ago
Don't even talk to me until i've had my gamma burst
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
1 day ago
Even back when i had a pony tail there's no way i'd fight a gorilla
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
1 day ago
Set phasers to auto-cannibalism
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
1 day ago
Okay this disaster ain't gonna unmitigate itself
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
1 day ago
Sorry i'm late i went chasing waterfalls, you see
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
2 days ago
Have your cynicism call my gimlet eye. We'll do "lunch"
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
2 days ago
I only keep myself alive because i'm committed to the bit
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
3 days ago
You are the troop of approaching vultures to the bloated distended sun-baked corpse of my heart
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
4 days ago
Woke up as the lesser of two goods again
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
4 days ago
Well this calls for a [coma]
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
5 days ago
The banana didn't make it
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
5 days ago
Cargo shorts? No i think you mean portable charcuterie britches
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
5 days ago
I'm being assaulted by a butterfly send help
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
6 days ago
Set phasers to Turgid Tales of Turpitude
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
6 days ago
Look, i said whoops, stop crying
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
7 days ago
Man i wish i could lie in state for three days
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
7 days ago
Yeah, right - Planet Earth
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
8 days ago
Legacy of Hospitality - Niceness Never Dies
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
9 days ago
Did not have the VP murdering the Pope on my Bingo card
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@stuforreal.bsky.social
9 days ago
Sorry i'm late i'm against it, you see
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