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funny/clever sentences buried beneath an infinite pile of throwaway lines posted out of loneliness, in addition to an earnest desperation to connect with the outside world and dump my polluted brain trash onto it

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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 1 hour ago
Forgot it was Andor night and took an edible. Now I don’t know what’s going on, but I’d like to give a shout-out to my best friend Ben and his brother Jerry
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 13 hours ago
They stole ALL OF HER MONEY. kfor.com/news/local/were-citizens-oklahoma-city-family-traumatized-after-ice-raids-home-but-they-werent-suspects/ 'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects

kfor.com

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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 14 hours ago
Heads up: i have begun practicing the Wim Hof method, including cold exposure therapy. It is day one, and I am already an enlightened, superior human being. A handshake is available upon request.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
about 15 hours ago
“why capitalism is not racist … and, in fact, helped free the slaves;” you don’t say

Everyone remembers how abolitionists were like, 'hey slavery is bad can you cut it out?' and all the slave owners were like 'sure, thanks for pointing that out.'

“There is no one better to pick apart the disastrous 1619 Project than Phil Magness. If every classroom that incorporated the 1619 Project into its curriculum replaced it with this book, the country would be better off.” —Coleman Hughes

Slavery is part of America’s story—its greatest shame. But abolition is part of America’s story, too.

Ignoring the latter isn’t just bad scholarship.

It’s brazen deceit.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
I can’t believe there’s another season of The Rehearsal — or that it’s focused on plane crashes.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
= WIRED
BY DELL CAMERON
SECURITY APR 28, 2025 6:30 AM
Car Subscription
Features Raise Your Risk of Government Surveillance, Police Records Show
Records reviewed by WIRED show law enforcement agencies are eager to take advantage of the data trails generated by a flood of new internet-connected vehicle features.
A cache of more than two dozen police records recently reviewed by WIRED show US law enforcement agencies regularly trained on how to take advantage of "connected cars," with subscription-based features drastically increasing the amount of data that can be accessed during investigations. The records make clear that law enforcement's knowledge of the surveillance far exceeds that of the public and reveal how corporate policies and technologies— not the law-determine driver privacy.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
This is something that should be widely covered. Trump’s tariffs are going to hit hospitals hard. Patient medical bills will skyrocket.

Great.

President Donald Trump has promised to impose tariffs on pharmaceuticals, including cancer drugs that MD Anderson primarily receives from countries in Asia or the Caribbean.
"You can really understand that we have to pay whatever the price is in order to ensure we can care for the patient," Pisters said.
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
“quick relief from loneliness”

Humanity is doomed.

Ad for a sexy AI companion to help with depression and loneliness
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
Early 2000s hip hop was wild. Most of the songs are like “look how much money I’m wasting” but catchy
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
GATOR ALERT 🚨 this is not a drill
Tuxedo cat/alligator hunter, peering out of his catio tree with crazy eyes
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
Tranquility AI, co-founder David Harvilicz: • unindicted co-conspirator in Georgia’s election interference case • pitched Trump administration officials on using its software to speed up deportations of “illegals.” • donated $100,000 to trump inaugural committee

The company has pitched Trump administration officials on using its software to speed up deportations of, in their words, “illegals.”

theintercept.com

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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
1 day ago
I’m so old, I forget how old I am — but I’m putting my son in charge of remembering for me now.
Question, how old are you?
Same age as your dad. 43?
Read 12:29 PM
Ohhhh
I thought you where 38
Damn, I wish
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
2 days ago
me: *minding my own business* iPhone: hey, remember when you went to your best friend’s funeral?!
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Brosephine “Heleny” Wires
@joparkerbear.bsky.social
2 days ago
Sometimes I think I’m going to do this but I do that instead
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