juts when I think I have a unique identity and idiosyncratic interests, I watch the new PTA trailer and remember that I’m the precise median of my demographic descriptors
this is a “my wise child said” post, sorry, but after explaining the group chat scandal to my 15yo daughter, she said “so as bad as they are, they’re dumber than they are bad- so there’s hope”, and guys, the pride in my heart
Me: let’s meat up
Her: lol do you mean meet up
Me: he’ll no im tryna get this meat up lol
Her:
Me: haha sorry juts a joke, I did mean “meet”
Me: hello?
Jeffrey Goldberg: wow dude