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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
1 day ago
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
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onion person
@junlper.beer
3 days ago
this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s
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wint
@dril.bsky.social
2 days ago
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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onion person
@junlper.beer
2 days ago
voters just want to be taken seriously and treated like adults
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soul nate
@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
1 day ago
the poor foster dog is terrified of the coffee grinder. i feel the need to explain. “these are the beans you have to drink when you are a person,” i say. “sometimes things are very very bad. but then the beans happen and it is good.” i can tell she understands
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
3 days ago
Stealing kids and secretly shipping them to a foreign country is the definition of child trafficking, isn't it.
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soul nate
@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social
1 day ago
what’s- what’s the good way
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Tim Onion
@bencollins.bsky.social
1 day ago
lol this guy isn't even gonna win his seat in Parliament back? Eat an apple about it loser.
Pierre Poilievre betting odds showing he has an 82% chance of losing his seat in Canadian Parliament.
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lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
3 days ago
Here are some nice mushrooms
A stick covered in circular splitgill mushrooms that look like the gunshot wounds in the terminator that can turn into liquid metal. This stick has been turned upside down so we can see the gills. All photos by me
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I am no longer kidding
@internethippo.bsky.social
3 days ago
But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
@pixelatedboat.bsky.social
about 18 hours ago
The Canadian election result shows that the 2024 US election might have gone very differently if American voters could somehow have known in advance what it would be like to have Donald Trump as president
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onion person
@junlper.beer
about 13 hours ago
americans coping over the canadian comservative loss is sustaining me, i wanted this for us in 2024
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onion person
@junlper.beer
1 day ago
remembering when democrats elected him house oversight chair over AOC 2 months ago talking about him like this
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onion person
@junlper.beer
about 23 hours ago
adult man playing with toys
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merritt
@merrittk.com
1 day ago
video games were never meant to be 100 GB years of research yet no real-world use found for 4k textures wanted good graphics anyway, as a joke? we had a tool for that: it was called imagining that the game looked like the manual art
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onion person
@junlper.beer
1 day ago
in honor of the onion being under new management, here’s the Smartest Man In The World making another Wonderful Prediction a year ago
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I am no longer kidding
@internethippo.bsky.social
1 day ago
Interesting how everyone yells at me when I say something stupid but nobody compliments me when I go a whole day without saying something stupid
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lukelukeluke
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social
3 days ago
Was the person who came up with “whoopsie daisy” the same person that said “toodle-loo” or were they just soul mates
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