illumi's bangers

Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness

Holding up a little sign that says “please stop” as the notorious serial killer, Illiterate Bob, stabs me to death

this is what they’re trying to replace creatives with

Matt Gaetz has been training for this role as Attorney General since he was a teenager. Google “Matt Gaetz 17 year old” to learn more.

that’s it, i’m eating a billionaire

sometimes i delete a post because i've grown as a person in those 45 seconds

imagine letting the guy that can’t properly make a hubcap put a chip in your brain

“But if you bully conservatives off the app others won’t want to join” Correct

if bluesky doesn’t make it i’m not downloading another app imma just start screaming all my thoughts at the sun

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

they should invent unprecedented times that are good

Spooky season on bluesky

when we start, i am going to eat the person who made this headline first

wahoo

become ungovernable

hey everything is super crazy right now so i think it’s a great time to remind everyone that a bluesky post is called a “skeet”

And that, ladies and gentleman, is how you do marketing