Bro did you know silence suzuka (the horse) was the fastest race horse in japan and won five major races back-to-back and in the sixth race was, again, WAYY ahead of the pack and in the last straight SHATTERED HER FRONT LEG bc she was running faster than her bones could handle. She is best girl.
it is pretty funny to see them try to colonize the horse game like mold but fail to realize that the girlies, yurimaxxers abd yumejos are basically the natives there
Crazy how homophobic the Twitter fanbase for Umamusume is because I genuinely assumed we were all on the same page that those horse girls are in yuri with each other??
"Yeah everyone is playing this game and I'm out of the loop!"
"Is that the horse one I keep seeing?"
"Yeah that one. Idk I just don't like designs like that usually except for this one horse. Probably won't play"
TWO. T W O days later and I'm making horse girl yuri with my mind
binged umamusume s1 and s2 and wow no kidding, those horses sure are yuri
s1 was fine but kinda mid, i get that they were still trying to find its footing and s2 did live up to the hype. there were several moments where i teared up in s2 compared to s1 (tho i came close re: what happened to suzuka)
I GET THERES CONCERN WITH DOING STUFF WITH THE HORSES. BUT SHES AN ADULT. SHE'S ALSO A TRAINER LIKE YOU. THEYRE COWARDS FOR NOT LETTING YOU BE IN YURIS WITH HER BUT LIKE. STILL
It is 2011. Horse girls are all over your timeline in the form of yuri, faves, and Fluttershy.
It is 2025. Horse girls are all over your timeline in the form of yuri, faves, and
Well actually uma has multiple fluttershys