debb's bangers

i am going to make a movie about a girl who kills a president and all his henchmen by luring them into isolated spots seductively and then punches them in the nuts so hard they die. she is never caught.

baby

when I was homeless in florida, the library was a godsend, straight from heaven. air conditioning, bathrooms, somewhere I could sit, go online, read, just exist.

I have a gato

now this is hard hitting journalism

trying to view positive content

this post brought to you by Big Boops

looking at me like i'm an idiot (i am)

aaargh that's it, that's the post

the world is terrible, but cats

he's a 10 but he brings a manifesto to McDonald's

MY TREATS, I WANT THEM

this bunny blep is all of us.

who would have ever guessed, putting nutrients into your body makes it feel good and work better. it's almost like nobody told me 100,000 times

bunneh blepper "hark: who goes there" vibes

every hack you see online, your grandma already knows. she knows all the secret best ways to do everything. it's nanatechnology

puddins update

the best thing about cats is they ignore you all day, pretend you're trash but at night they curl up in your armpit and purr while you sleepily stroke their head

this very second, almost

LOVE ME NEED ME RUB MY HEAD

*sigh* right about now

the rich are poisonous. do not eat them. feed them to themselves

it would be so funny if they all died horribly at the same time