Having an absolute ball giving out Halloween candy.
A little girl came up in a business suit.
Me: “Oh! Are you an executive?”
Her: “Yes! How did you know?”
Me: “Game knows game”
Her: “Here, let me give you my business card!”
I love this holiday.
I still remember the best trick-or-treat candy I ever got: a full-sized Choco’lite bar in Portland in 1973. If whoever was handing them out happens to be reading this: thank you.
I hate eighteenth centuryist Halloween. What do you mean you’re Mary Tofts, the English woman who, in 1726, convinced the medical establishment that she gave birth to rabbits.