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Rashod Bateman to sign an extension with the Ravens. Bateman signed a 3-year, $36.75M extension. $20M guaranteed.

Romeo Doubs and Christian Watson have each produced more in an average season than Rashod Bateman but the consensus around the quality of those players does not at all reflect that reality.

I know there have been injuries but Rashod Bateman sliding in between Darnell Mooney and Darius Slayon by AAV feels really low

Don't get too over your skis about the Rashod Bateman deal in terms of "production follows the money." His ~$12M APY is right in line with Darius Slayton's. Bateman did get $20M in guarantees, which is a bit more than Joshua Palmer's $15M over the same timeframe

How I look at my coworkers after they ask me how my days going (they’ve interrupted my jungle and liquid D&B playlist)

"How can people watch American Psycho and see themselves in Patrick Bateman? What happened to media literacy?" Well first off Patrick Bateman didnt have any media literacy.

Y'all: Master-ick Bateman isn't real, he can't hurt you!!! Master-ick Bateman:

Admiring Patrick Bateman is cringe, but he was cooking when he called Lewis a tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

What happens when your Kenku rolls a nat 20 to throw a business card 15 feet in an area infested with reality-bending mold spores? Now reading “Rustle & Co” the cards also list the party members and are of such exquisite quality Patrick Bateman would break a sweat.

JASON BATEMAN: These commercials…they’ll run constantly? STATE FARM EXEC: Without ceasing, yes BATEMAN: And they’ll make me look terrible? EXEC: Yes. You will be the opposite of good. An obnoxious, sniveling scold. A preening weakling BATEMAN: Wonderful. I’ll clear my schedule

There is a theory, supported by evidence, that the word "Slugger" meaning a hard hitter comes from the Irish word "slacaire", which means batsman or hitter. Anyway, this is my song Slugger, which is available on all Streamingbastards now.

Median ‘80s Movie Protagonist (Patrick Bateman)

There should have been like ten comedies in the 2000s with Gary Cole and Jason Bateman showing up as their DodgeBall characters to announce some event

I don’t like how @npr.org keeps profiling people who are making things worse to begin with, especially without requiring some kind of faux-contrite pose for the photo.

Okay. The doctor is Wizard-man. The scrawny geeky man is- what was it, the Mass? Then there's Þór. That one I know. Who's the acrobat man with glue shooting from his wrists?

jason bateman is not a good actor

Bowling statistics of real men (Yes they were all about 4 and it was thier 9th and 10th batsman, so what?!)

The Ravens' sick addiction to Rashod Bateman must be studied

ravens locking up Bateman for 3/$36.75M is a perfectly good deal

Watching some 2010's comedies I missed the first time. Horrible bosses. Sudekis and Bateman are always great Charlie day and Jamie foxx are standouts. If I saw it a decade ago maybe Jennifer Anniston would have been funnier but women secually harrassing you at work isn't fun actually.

Thinking about how bateman starts losing control after he finds out that a gay man is more alpha than him